That’s right Nate, you now have new wanking material! Lord knows why, but sources say Kim Kardashian is getting her own reality show on E! which will replace The Simple Life. The network was originally going to create a show similar to The Simple Life starring Kim Stewart and Kelly Osbourne, but they decided to can it in favor of Kim’s show. How did this even happen? I bet some guy went to E! and pitched the idea of a Kim Kardashian reality show and everybody just looked around confused. Then one of the execs asks why, and the guy pulls out a picture of her ass and the entire room gasps and slowly starts applauding.